..and no, I didn't need Depends... Depends on if you're talking about the artist chick in Jaws or Eddie's girlfriend, after he gotten eaten, in Jaws 2..
First time I saw a shark - a man eater - in the open ocean, it kinda freaked me out a little.. we had finished the dive and were on the boat and some dolphins showed up.. the dive master yelled, "put on your masks and jump in with them" so I did - just a mask, no fins or snorkel or anything.. So, after 2 minutes the dolphins hi-tail it out there.. then I saw why - about a 9 foot shark comes cruising 10 feet underneath me.. I'm trying to point him out to my wife who doesn't see him, then he chomps on some white thing in the water, grabs it, and makes a bee line right for us.. the other people skeedaddled out of there and I watched him zoom right by me - about 3 feet away.. No fins, no nothing.. I turn around for the boat, but the boat is gone.. it had gone down current to pick us up.. No saving us that day...
So, in the water, alone with my wife, no boat, no fins no nothing.. kinda freaky.. but super cool.. Don' believe that crap about dolphins helping and saving people from sharks.. as soon as that bad boy showed up, they took off BIGTIME...
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
