At work...

we are ALL heavily armed with nerf guns and whatnot.. I have 4 pistols that will - quite frankly - put an eye out if I shoot you in the eyeball and we all have nerf machine guns nd whatnot.. once peace is over there's literally thousands of nerf bullets flying in the office and we all marked the tips so we know which ones are ours..

Its funny cuz somebody will run into my office with a nerf machine guy and unload on me and those nerf bullets have little to no velocity, so they don't hurt.. but, I get the pistols out - which are always loaded and on the desk and you actually pull the lever for how hard you wanna fire 'em, and I'll unload and make people run away crying lol.. the ones I fire really hurt, so better be willing to take a few bruises if you come attack me in my office..

Unfortunately, we're still working from home.. lol

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