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November 12, 2020 07:23AM
it was a bee that got you and not a Murder Hornet? Maybe you haven't changed, but the bees HAVE.. Maybe they worked on their venom and made it more potent over the years.. or perfected the delivery.. or maybe they just got you in a more delicate area.. Hands do have way more nerves than most other places..

What I wanna know is why in hell am I constantly kicking table legs by accident lately? Like, all of a sudden I can't see a table leg coming to save my butt..

..and the coup de grace.. Have you ever noticed when you DO kick a table leg there is IMMEDIATE pain, but then one or two seconds later and - WHAM - double that pain easily.. I think that's the lag between the pain hitting your foot, traveling to your brain and back to your foot, again..

that second or two lag time is horrifying.. you know what's coming, but there's not a dadgum thing you can do about it except double over in pain exploring the depth of your foul language knowledge and creativity...



Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..

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  Why do things hurt more when you get old?

JamesJM126November 12, 2020 06:57AM

  Are you certain...

sstrams76November 12, 2020 07:23AM

  Stubbing a toe has to be top 3 on the pain scale?

JamesJM77November 12, 2020 07:30AM

  a direct shot on the kneecap........

21Dog91November 12, 2020 07:36AM

  Yeah, I can vouch for that..

sstrams79November 12, 2020 07:42AM

  Re: a direct shot on the kneecap........

waterfield109November 12, 2020 08:24AM

  I doubt it went away..

sstrams100November 12, 2020 07:41AM

  I have hit that nerve under the ear....

JamesJM79November 12, 2020 08:57AM

  Never heard of that...

sstrams75November 12, 2020 09:21AM

  Re: Why do things hurt more when you get old?

SeattleRam79November 12, 2020 08:28AM