I guess the lard was for the cold water..

as I'm guessing hypothermia could be a real problem.. Now, I dunno what color lard is, but I always assumed it was black or dark brown.. the last thing I'd wanna do before attempting that would be to make myself look like a seal even more lol

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..