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Technically I had a shark attack yesterday..

August 08, 2020 02:42PM
Although we were only at a local lake jet skiing all day.. Loading the ski onto the trailer, something slipped and I felt a shooting pain go through my right hand..

So, before we go any further, I'currently wearing 5 shark teeth: One in a necklace, one as an anklet, two on my left wrist and one super shark mako shark tooth on my right wrist..

So, I look down and blood is running down my right wrist.. What had happened, was the mako tooth bracelet stabbed me in my right palm.. BUT.. and here's the cool part: I also m wearing a rubber Sea Shepherd bracelet on my right hand.. the mako tooth stuck right through the rubber bracelet int my palm.. but the rubber bracelet stopped it from going all the way into my palm.. but make no mistake, the tooth went right through the rubber bracelet, but the bracelet kept it from doing major damage..

Kind of a good luck, bad luck thing.. I wished I had shot a photo.. I did show my wife while it was still all intact and she nearly threw up lol

So, I view it as a shark tooth penetrated my skin, so technically a victim of a shark attack.. Hurts like hell today, btw...



Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..


SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  Technically I had a shark attack yesterday..

sstrams302August 08, 2020 02:42PM

  Good thing you didn't get the other 299. . .nm.

RAMbeau206August 08, 2020 03:46PM

  Yup, it counts...

JamesJM140August 08, 2020 03:58PM

  Yeah, but here's the thing..

sstrams137August 08, 2020 05:58PM

  ..and the Sea Shepherd bracelet...

sstrams141August 08, 2020 05:51PM

  He could not have attacked you.

Ramgator140August 09, 2020 04:31AM

  True..

sstrams140August 09, 2020 06:29AM

  Re: True..

Headslap75137August 09, 2020 05:43PM

  No, I've been lucky, '75..

sstrams154August 10, 2020 05:03AM