Whoever in the hell designed the all new Astronaut gear they are wearing these days. Was that Elon Musk?
I'm actually hesitant to the extreme to criticize anything 'space'... or 'space exploration'.. because I LOVE it... but I'm sorry.. this new gear is so God-Awful ugly someone simply HAS to speak up... and it looks like the onus falls on me.
This new gear is like something out of the "Care Bears"... or wait... no, Telitubies. I'm not exaggerating here... not ONE IOTA.. they are THAT horrendous. There isn't a chance in HELL anyone actually likes the new uni's for space.... I refuse to believe that. If they do... they should be forbidden to continue association with ANY form of civilized society.
How do you take something as fascinating, glamorous, wondrous, as 'space' and create the monstrosity of this new equipment?... because it's not JUST the uni's, it's the entire program and everything related to it.
I pray, literally PRAY... they don't make contact with any aliens at this time... the embarrassment would be more than the human race could bear. We would be the laughing-stock of the entire Galaxy, if not the Universe. I wouldn't blame the Aliens at all if they took one look and decided to nuke us, or whatever weapon they possess to eliminate all the spread of terminal bad taste.
