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They probably waited..

May 30, 2020 05:10AM
until I left and X-rayed AND brought out the dog.. I know everyone at the Post Office, so surely they'd want to arrest me inconspicuously..

Speaking of that last word I just used.. Not sure if that's in the right context.. I saw a commercial yesterday for some website that helps you pick the correct words for your current speech or application.. the lead in was a guy saying, "I'd like to present you with this suppository of ideas"

That was pretty funny.. I'm an English major and i'm not even sure I used inconspicuously in the correct context.. lol



Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..

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SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  You music guys! Why do people put folded blankets inside the base drum??

Ramgator252May 27, 2020 04:24PM

  Dampen the sound.. muffle it....

JamesJM136May 27, 2020 04:54PM

  Can't add much to that..

sstrams128May 28, 2020 04:15AM

  The very worst thing about drums....

JamesJM132May 28, 2020 08:00AM

  That would be helpful...

sstrams130May 28, 2020 08:27AM

  Bass guitar...

Aries166May 29, 2020 07:09AM

  Yeah, bass is tough..

sstrams127May 29, 2020 07:30AM

  I should add... I wasn't talking about 'volume'...

JamesJM135May 29, 2020 12:05PM

  sstrams, aries, joe... surely you guys can appreciate this...

JamesJM231May 29, 2020 03:22PM

  Steve, Randy, Joe... again.. I'm on a music roll tonight...

JamesJM138May 29, 2020 03:52PM

  No drums.. I'm not biased. :)

JamesJM128May 29, 2020 04:08PM

  The only time I can really hear it..

sstrams134May 30, 2020 05:07AM

  It's hard to explain...

JamesJM128May 30, 2020 06:39AM

  Yeah, that's what I thought it was..

sstrams125May 30, 2020 07:26AM

  LOL, you got it...

JamesJM128May 30, 2020 07:35AM

  As a guitarist..

sstrams130May 30, 2020 09:02AM

  That was great.. here's my favorite cowbell rhythm... this is long

JamesJM123May 30, 2020 09:16AM

  That's pretty cool.. when I watch these guys..

sstrams128May 30, 2020 10:38AM

  I buy stuff every day..

sstrams128May 29, 2020 04:24PM

  That was hilarious. :) (nm)

JamesJM193May 29, 2020 04:31PM

  Re: I buy stuff every day..

21Dog133May 30, 2020 04:35AM

  They probably waited..

sstrams124May 30, 2020 05:10AM

  I totally understand

Aries161May 30, 2020 04:10AM

  Oh man, should have hollered at me more..

sstrams133May 30, 2020 05:25AM

  Re: Oh man, should have hollered at me more..

Aries153May 30, 2020 06:16AM

  Cool.. just let me know..

sstrams133May 30, 2020 07:27AM

  Good explanation..

sstrams130May 29, 2020 04:19PM

  We are a strange lot, Steve...

JamesJM135May 29, 2020 04:38PM

  Super Heroes usually are, Jimmy..

sstrams135May 30, 2020 05:29AM