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Re: How about a thread with positive stories that have came from this difficult time

April 04, 2020 03:55PM
Saw this on FB.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"




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  I'll start, how about Drew Brees!

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  Re: How about a thread with positive stories that have came from this difficult time

sacram203March 29, 2020 04:13PM

  Can't top Brees but........

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CeeZar224March 31, 2020 04:21AM

  Nice!

sstrams257March 31, 2020 04:55AM

  I like that nm

21Dog166March 31, 2020 05:30AM

  This seems oddly timed

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  WOW

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  This should make you smile

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MamaRAMa159April 04, 2020 03:55PM

  good one nm

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  they removed all the music

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  I just changed the link...

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  Didn't he predict this in 2015?

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  How bout .....survivors????

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