How in the hell can my new doctor....

Have fingers the size of zucchini? Which brings up... they still do that? I thought that examination went the way of Blockbuster videos?

Also, I don't like being ambushed.... I set up a 'general checkup' and at no time did I request an anal probe. They should be required by law to warn you verbally, in text, email, and a phone call so you have a fighting chance of being a no show. I'm not in a good mood. - JamesJM