That is awesome..

I got one that close to being the same level about 3-4 years ago.. I don't have it here at work, but I'll give you the gist:

He starts out addressing me by my full name.. Ok he's got my attention.. He then claims he has video of me at my house (names the street, but not the number) and then states my phone number.. So, he has my full name, street, and phone number and email, of course - that's a lot more personal info than any other spammer has hit me with, so he's definitely got my attention.. Oh, but it gets WAY more personal than that..

So, he goes on to say he's infiltrated my laptop and tablet and infected both with malware that fires up the onboard video cameras on both machines and goes immediately into "Record" mode.. He then claims I'm a "dirty boy" who has a fetish for spanking the salami in front of both machines and he has recorded X amount of gigabytes of salami polishing that are about to be made public.. He also states he managed to get 1 or 2 videos of me laying pipe with my "woman".. He then actually gives me a compliment saying I have GREAT taste in women and to keep up the good work.... (?) In addition, he has copied my contacts list in both my email account and facebook and is about to send the video link in a mass email to everyone I know..

...Unless I transfer, something like $2k, into his bank account.. I have 24 hours or I'll be a "legend" for all the wrong reasons.. Generally I'll google the email addy on the email and, so far, 100% of the time, the email addy search comes back as being the email of a scam artist.. Duh..

So, he didn't get $2k and apparently none of ya'll got video links, so all is well!

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