You absolutely HAVE....

to be "Trunk Boy", Jimmy! Yeah, I know you had cancer and have been through a lot, lately, but being Trunk Boy will totally make up for every last bit of that.. You will be walking tall, feeling mean

Oh, how I envy you... I can leave this Earth a happy man, now, just knowing that I actually KNOW a living, hopefully still breathing, Trunk Boy.. Its like finding Nessie.. Its like finding Bigfoot.. Its like not only FINDING Dogman, but through careful DNA analysis, realize Dogman is your first cousin..!

Do not take this honor lightly, Jimmy.. Potentially, history could be in the making..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..