I stayed in a hospital 3 days in November..

Against my will, drug out of my house like the Gestapo.. Didn't even let me lock either door to my house - the back door was wide open! No shoes, none of my ten prescription meds.. no change of clothes - nothing.. And they KNEW I was pissed, so for 3 days they told me every 20 minutes I'd be released in about 20 minutes.. When it was finally time to go, I had no devices so a nurse had to call me a cab..

Whats my point? Oh yeah - the food.. I didn't eat, at all the first night and first day.. Second day I had bacon, but somehow in my chart it said "heart healthy diet ONLY" so it was turkey bacon and tasted like shoe leather.. Was awful.. I didn't eat the rest of the day, next day I figured, "how can you mess up a pancake?" so, I had a pancake.. a "heart healthy" pancake.. Seriously, it was cardboard with some sort of sugar free syrup.. I had one bite.. it was embarrassing because I knew the girl serving the the food.. it was truly awful.. I tried REALLY hard to eat it to make the girl feel better and because, if you order a $12 pancake that had about a 3" diameter, you really should eat that thing.. Couldn't do it.. Couldn't force it down.. If it would have been bigger, they could have made a case that it was the UFO that crashed in Roswell in the 40's.. It was definitely tough enough to survive re-entry into the Earth's atmosphere..

Ok, I'll shut up now..

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