One night in the late 80s... well I guess early morning, me and three of my buddies were setting around talking after drinking all night. Somehow the conversation turned to who would win in fight between Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Being we had been drinking all night the conversation started to get rather animated and tempers started to flare. Right as tempers were reaching a fevered pitch my one friend who had been setting there the whole time without saying anything, spoke up and said John Wayne would kick all their asses. To witch we all agreed and lifted our beers to toast John Wayne.
