I'm setting up a new laptop for my Sister today. When it comes to 'tech' my sister hasn't even mastered rotary telephones yet.
I'll be setting up new usernames and passwords for her... which I will have her write down, 3 copies, and which she will lose before I have left her driveway. I'll get a call within an hour of leaving her driveway asking for her username and password.
For the next month I will get hourly calls from her.... she won't say "Hi"... first words will be "this stupid thing isn't working".
So if I'm a bit cranky for the next month, or two, or three, you'll know why.

- JamesJM