That when I wash MY car, it's a target for diarrhetic birds! OH GEESH......About 34-35 years ago, I had juuuuuuuuust washed AND waxed my beloved 1983 Camaro and went out to Jacksonville Beach. When I went back to my car after about 2-3 hours, I honestly thought someone had played a prank on me. I think every Seagull and Pelican at the beach unloaded on my car. I'm not joking when I say there was not less than 100-150 hits on my car. LOLOL Should have seen the looks that I got on the way home! That late afternoon, I washed n waxed AGAIN.