Bahahahaha.. I went to Norway years ago..

To hang with my, at the time, Norwegian girlfriend.. She introduced me to all her hot Norwegian friends.. they have a pretty good average of hot to not hot chicks in Norway.. Anyways, one night one of them looked me dead in the eye and asked me,

"when you go out partying, do you tie your horse up outside the bar?"

She was dead serious.. They all thought we lived on the Ponderosa in Texas and only rode horses.. This was the week after the Winter Olympics was held in Norway.. Can't remember the year.. I went the week after because plane fares were 3x as much during the Olympics..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..