I have hundreds of valid reasons..

To eat ice cream.. and I always use them over and over.. seriously.. all I've had for dinner 6 out of 7 nights the last year is ice cream.. and that's after eating ice cream as a snack and lunch all day.. I have been putting away 24 white chocolate ice cream bars and 6 nutty chocolate bars every week for the last year.. so, when I have my heart attack, everyone here will know why..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..