"I don't wanna hurt your feelings by easily beating you, so, out of love, I won't participate.. and it sucks cuz I really want to.. but your feelings come first.. sigh.."

We have an old Wii system that sorta had something like that.. I didn't have anyone's feelings to spare, so I just decided not to embarrass myself.. in private..

I did participate often in the downhill skiing sim, shushing around the poles with the absolute grace of a drunken sailor.. Its sad when you're on level ground, in your living room, and still wipe out worse than Vinko Bogotaj..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..