This is our plan.
Go get a 5 mo old german shepherd puppy,
who is not house broke, pucks everytime she gets in the car, chews on everything.
Just today discovered the koy pond, as in jumped in it (has not been cleaned out all winter).
After a bath, total other experience, she ran back to it and jumped in again.
Oh, did I mention the carpet shampooer.....
And yes we do have a doggie door,
so she can run back inside to do her business.....

Our plan seems to be working, cuzz, after 2 weeks all I am is exhausted.

PS....but when she's asleep, she's wonderful