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Fentanyl? That's odd..

March 17, 2020 12:22PM
That's a pain management drug, or so I thought.. Yeah, you can OD on it in large doses, but I didn't know you could use it to calm someone down.. I figured you'd just have 'em pop a Xanax.. that's what I'd want, anyways.. and nowadays most places have open MRI setups which aren't so claustrophobic.. I've had something like 9 MRI's..

Ok, my best MRI story: Was in the old traditional LONG MRI tube.. my head was literally 6 miles from the opening and I could move a muscle.. So, what's the worst thing that could happen? Well, if you had just seen the movie The Fly, it would be for a fly to fly into the MRI tube and land on my face.. and I was supposed to hold still and not move or say anything..

...but the more I thought about it, the more I was convinced that in that MRI tube, that fly and I were going to be fused at the DNA level, like in the movie, so I finally yelled out, "you gotta ge this F'ing fly out of here!" and they did.. but I believe we had to start all over again..



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SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  My daughter's on the way home from an MRI....

JamesJM305March 17, 2020 12:09PM

  Fentanyl? That's odd..

sstrams129March 17, 2020 12:22PM

  You didn't understand at all....

JamesJM149March 17, 2020 12:28PM

  Its just odd..

sstrams118March 17, 2020 12:57PM

  I wouldn't know...

JamesJM118March 17, 2020 01:08PM

  Yeah, that's kind of typical..

sstrams153March 17, 2020 01:31PM

  Re: Fentanyl? That's odd..

MamaRAMa169March 17, 2020 01:23PM

  Yeah, its great for pain..

sstrams117March 17, 2020 01:30PM

  They gave it to me.....

Arkansas Ram164March 18, 2020 04:14AM

  Haha...

sstrams123March 18, 2020 06:42AM

  I like MRIs

waterfield136March 17, 2020 01:55PM

  I get it..

sstrams325March 17, 2020 02:37PM

  I had a cat scan just yesterday...

Aries191March 17, 2020 03:00PM

  Never heard that one before...

JamesJM123March 17, 2020 03:11PM

  Yeah, no doubt..

sstrams142March 18, 2020 03:06AM

  My problem with MRI's........

Arkansas Ram147March 18, 2020 04:07AM

  Nice..

sstrams153March 18, 2020 06:56AM

  I had an MRI recently

zn131March 18, 2020 06:30AM

  I totally get that..

sstrams126March 18, 2020 06:44AM

  Re: My daughter's on the way home from an MRI....

NorCalRamFan147March 18, 2020 03:08PM