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That's what I do with shrimp..

January 30, 2020 04:08AM
I hate shrimp.. I really do.. I HAVE tried it, don't like it.. the texture, to me, is awful and the taste - I cringe when I think about it..

but, if people are serving, or eating shrimp, they absolutely NEVER will take no for an answer and come back with, "oh you just haven't had it prepared properly.. Here - try this!"

so, I stopped saying I don't LIKE shrimp and now tell everyone I'm allergic to it.. when the few morons who still persist keep trying to make me try it, I just tell them, "ok be prepared to haul ass to the ER".. and that usually shuts them up..



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  Time to say something outrageous and get in trouble - Gluten!

JamesJM239January 29, 2020 07:34AM

  That's a tough one..

sstrams153January 29, 2020 08:01AM

  I was actually diagnosed with Celiac disease last summer

ferragamo79155January 29, 2020 09:05AM

  No donuts?

sstrams158January 29, 2020 09:52AM

  yeah I was on protonix

ferragamo79154January 29, 2020 01:54PM

  I had a scope done..

sstrams133January 29, 2020 01:57PM

  Re: No donuts?

Aries191January 30, 2020 03:46AM

  That's what I do with shrimp..

sstrams139January 30, 2020 04:08AM

  like shrimp, but I have to admit........

21Dog157January 30, 2020 05:17AM

  Well, I hafta admit...

sstrams137January 30, 2020 05:38AM

  Re: That's what I do with shrimp..

Aries178January 30, 2020 05:49AM

  Sounds good to me, Aries..

sstrams166January 30, 2020 06:12AM

  Obviously I love shrimp....

JamesJM247January 30, 2020 05:49AM

  Yeah, its weird, isn't it?

sstrams154January 30, 2020 06:22AM

  Yeah but...

JamesJM147January 30, 2020 06:23AM

  And unfortunately..

sstrams160January 30, 2020 06:35AM

  I know it's real...

JamesJM154January 29, 2020 10:22AM

  yeah I see it all the time - watch this

ferragamo79200January 29, 2020 11:19AM

  That was pretty funny....

JamesJM142January 29, 2020 11:21AM