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What the hell?

December 05, 2019 02:15PM
Why would he do that?

I have the type of doctor that's big into herbs.... you have to be an inch from death to receive any kind of medications and especially pain pills.

Not long ago he talked me into getting.... hell, I don't know what they were... some magical herb, non-prescription. Normally I just pass on that stuff but the problem I was having was severe and these were supposed to help... so I bought them.... open the bottle AND....

I swear a cow @#$# in the bottle. And look, I've been around cows my entire life. Raised them, rounded them up, branded them, nary a pair of shoes in my house has not stepped in cow #$@#, so I KNOW cow #$%#, and this was cow @#$@.

Now don't get me wrong... the smell of cow @#$# doesn't bother me in the least... rather pleasant, actually... but eating it? No... ya gotta draw the line somewhere. - JamesJM
SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  One more surgery down, several to go..

sstrams388December 05, 2019 12:15PM

  Glad to hear you're ok...

JamesJM168December 05, 2019 12:22PM

  They did! But........

sstrams169December 05, 2019 12:59PM

  What the hell?

JamesJM168December 05, 2019 02:15PM

  I dunno!

sstrams151December 05, 2019 04:46PM

  Pain? I thought you'd be laughing after the Dr..............

Ramgator225December 05, 2019 02:56PM

  Also....When the Doc walked into your room...

Ramgator161December 05, 2019 02:57PM

  No, but we were..

sstrams310December 05, 2019 04:49PM

  He actually only..

sstrams158December 05, 2019 04:47PM

  He actually only..

sstrams160December 05, 2019 04:48PM

  Enjoy the happy pills...

SeattleRam173December 05, 2019 05:01PM

  I didn't get any, Seattle..

sstrams172December 06, 2019 05:10AM

  have a speedy and full recovery....

JoeMad200December 06, 2019 07:55AM

  Thanks JoeMad..

sstrams156December 06, 2019 08:46AM

  Re: One more surgery down, several to go..

zn156December 08, 2019 08:26AM

  Hey thanks zn.....

sstrams158December 08, 2019 09:47AM

  Lotsa rest...

fearsomefoursome166December 09, 2019 07:43AM

  Thanks fearsome....

sstrams147December 09, 2019 08:16AM

  late to the party again

21Dog157December 10, 2019 03:42AM

  Its all good, 21....

sstrams161December 10, 2019 05:53AM

  Re: Its all good, 21....

waterfield155December 13, 2019 08:07AM

  I was being goofy..

sstrams160December 13, 2019 10:41AM

  Wow - its amazing... Attachments

sstrams189December 13, 2019 07:24AM