That's the number one zombie question asked EVER..

They are horribly mangled, half rotted away, have no other apparent impairments, yet they always limp.. Its almost like in a previous life they owned money to the mob and got their kneecaps busted.. Never quite understood that one myself - nor the fact that they limp and move like Ozzy Osbourne, yet they always either keep up with Olympic capable track sprinters or even beat them to the location fast enough to hide in whatever place they sprinter decides to hide.. WTH?

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..