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Re: Can you admit your most embarrassing moment?

June 23, 2019 02:29PM
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JamesJM
Apparently I can... because I'm about to do so.

My grandson just came in, to do my yard work. He had borrowed my Jaguar this past Friday to go 'on a date'. So he comes into my office and I ask, "Hey Mason, who was your date with?".

What I didn't know.. was who was also in the room at the time. His old girl friend, who may be who he is (was) trying to get with again. Pretty sure she didn't know about this 'date'. oops.

I swear, I didn't know she was in the room.

So how does one deal with a faux pas as grand as this? I dunno, if I did I'd do it... but I don't... so instead... I put on some Frank Sinatra music and I'm pretending like it never happened.

It's working. - JamesJM

Driving up from Texas with my newlywed, heading for home in Portland Maine. We hit some rough weather just south of Boston. That would put us about 3 hours from Portland. At that point, she doesn;t like the weather--it reminds her too much of some bad southern coastal weather she has been through. Dark, windy, rainy. She kept saying, should we worry about a tornado? And I keep saying, when I first moved to the states when I was a kid, it was the midwest. Tornado country. So I am familiar with worrying about that. But this is northern new england--they just don't have tornadoes here.

Then, not soon after all that speechifying, the state police closed the freeway. Everyone was directed to the emergency AM station. We tuned it in and the message was, everyone should get off the freeway and wait at the nearest rest stop. The reason? Tornadoes.

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  Can you admit your most embarrassing moment?

JamesJM408June 23, 2019 02:03PM

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zn191June 23, 2019 02:29PM

  LMAO...

JamesJM156June 23, 2019 02:36PM

  Well. . . two. . .

RAMbeau336June 23, 2019 05:23PM

  LMAO...

JamesJM146June 23, 2019 05:38PM

  Interesting. . .

RAMbeau143June 24, 2019 12:52PM

  I remember our first trip to the PX...

JamesJM143June 24, 2019 01:05PM

  My most recent......

Arkansas Ram330June 24, 2019 06:05AM

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sstrams180June 24, 2019 02:02PM

  Ok, I'm not laughing....

JamesJM152June 24, 2019 02:48PM

  No ! (nm)

waterfield142June 24, 2019 04:33PM

  Nice try...

JamesJM146June 25, 2019 04:18AM

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waterfield180June 25, 2019 06:53AM

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IowaRam151June 25, 2019 07:37AM

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waterfield156June 25, 2019 11:54AM

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Rampage2K-191June 25, 2019 03:46PM

  You're right..

JamesJM145June 25, 2019 06:36PM

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