Me, Hockey...
Went to a San Antonio Rampage game.
What I know about hockey:
1. Ya can't trip w/ your stick.
2. Ya can't knock out their front teeth w/ your stick.
3. At Least ya can "nail someone's A$$" to the boards.
4. The whole strategy looks like a complete "cluster thing" .
5. Never forget your baseball glove.
6. For some reason (see 1, 2 & 3 ) when they come out of the penalty box, after one minute, they seem to really upset.
7. Thank goodness, they serve hard spirits.
8. And yes, i'm from the South.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2019 11:48AM by Arkansas Ram.
