The old........"We'll be there between 1 and 5 PM thing. Our washer machine is leaking. My all time favorite was after my divorce 11 years ago, I was in my apartment for just 2 days. Had no TV or internet at the time and was told a plumber would be there between 10 and Noon. They guy DID call and say it'd be between 1 and 2. Long story short....He finally showed up at 7 PM???? But did not have the needed part!!!!! LOL