I said, "What record?". Should have known... but I'm dying with an ear infection and right now I'm not thinking clearly.

She replied, "Most passing yards in a game". Wellllll... that was it. I went into the bedroom and climbed atop the wardrobe and pulled down my Hari Kari sword... dusted it off... the time had come.

Then... between ear splitting pangs of pain, I thought, "Wait a minute...that game can't even be in the 2nd quarter yet and he broke Norm's record?" Something wasn't right... I can be pretty clever if I put my mind to it.

Well... lemme just say.. the Hari Kari sword is back in place, atop the wardrobe... gathering dust anew. - JamesJM