While I'm whining... how about some more?

Closed a Financial Investment today:

First call: transferred three times... 45 minutes total, disconnected.

Second call: Transferred four times... 22 minutes total, disconnected.

Third call: Transferred twice... 48 minutes total... disconnected. (yes, I timed these)

Fourth call: Transferred 5 times... 67 minutes total.... account closed successfully.

Current situation: About to finish my first bottle of wine... bottles 2, 3, 4, and 5 are on 'hold'. - JamesJM