Linguini and Clams, Crab... and other stuff.
I was born to eat Linguini, Clams, and Crab. It is my calling. Who am I to deny what has been heavenly ordained? So I shall partake, then partake some more, then yet more partaking. Tomorrow I will moan, and groan, and vow to never eat again but TONIGHT.... gluttony calls - and it's sweet voice, it's seducing perfume, it's irresistible charms will seduce me and I will willingly succumb to temptation and debauchery. So it is written... so it shall be done. - JamesJM