I could send you for a Beer and a Dog... maybe a couple of times, and at least once during halftime to make sure the line is extra long. You'd be in heaven.

Wait... no, that wouldn't work. I'd be waiting forever... you'd go from line to line... one for my beer, one for yours, another for my Dog, another for yours. Nope.. bad idea, for just a moment I thought I had found the perfect 'going to a game with' companion. - JamesJM