I detest shopping - mostly because I detest standing in line. That's why I shop online, always... but I guess those days are ending.

One of my grandson's wants a specific sweatshirt for his coming birthday... so get this... it has a 'debut'. At 7:45am this morning, precisely, it will become available. I don't know how he knows that. He tells me the sweatshirts will sell out in seconds... SO....

I am on my laptop constantly hitting the refresh button on the 'new' section of the store's website. In essence, I am in LINE while Online. This is nuts.

First of all... what's so darned special about this sweatshirt? I've seen a photo... it's a sweatshirt. I saw no jet pack attached, or a USB hookup. Maybe thunderbolt? Not sure.

Second of all - if it's so prestigious how come I haven't seen Goff wearing one having received one pre-release?