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I'm totally paralyzed

November 01, 2017 01:06PM
If I turn left instead of right will the Dodgers lose? If I don't buy beer tonight will they win? If I don't post here beforehand will they win or lose? I'm going nuts.

My wife laughs and says to me " you honestly think that a decision in your daily routine will dictate world events? " I say "I do". "She says the world does not revolve around you. Do you think when you walk out of a house people inside turn into stone"? I say "of course".

So right now I don't know which bathroom in the house I should use-If I choose the wrong one Dodgers will lose.

Today I turned right to go to the store instead of my normal left turn. While in the parking lot I had a chance to help a man who needed his battery charged. I was afraid to move and someone else did.

What does all this mean?
SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  My theory and reputation at stake-Dodgers

waterfield403October 31, 2017 02:55PM

  I'm am SO sorry...

JamesJM148October 31, 2017 03:01PM

  Like I've always said

waterfield148October 31, 2017 06:50PM

  Just curious....

JamesJM143October 31, 2017 07:17PM

  tonight's game

21Dog161October 31, 2017 08:26PM

  This series is a Classic, Dog...

JamesJM173October 31, 2017 09:02PM

  one game 7 World Series stat

LMU93322November 01, 2017 10:56AM

  i totally agree

JoeMad273November 01, 2017 07:25AM

  Dodgers really could have closed this out in 5

ferragamo79158November 01, 2017 07:39AM

  Your right

waterfield218November 01, 2017 09:21AM

  I'm totally paralyzed

waterfield172November 01, 2017 01:06PM

  Means you are wise....

JamesJM154November 01, 2017 01:20PM

  For example....

JamesJM141November 01, 2017 01:26PM

  Kinda that way with the Rams right now

IowaRam150November 01, 2017 01:38PM

  Re: I'm totally paralyzed

IowaRam206November 01, 2017 02:19PM

  LOL

ferragamo79156November 02, 2017 07:50AM