Note to self...

When flying out of Branson, Mo to Austin Tx
Do not have Leatherman Pliers in your luggage.Carry on only.
It will get a finger up your butt.

Searched me and my backpack for 1hour and 15 minutes, no kidding.
Been searched less coming out of Bagdad.
Had to disrobe 3 times and was swabbed 3 times also.
Kept my pizza and I'm sure I was missing some tootsie rolls.
But she was nice and gentle, so there was that.

Geez