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the dog revelation in true. NASA, in an announcement yet to me made, now will admit the Russians landed on the moon before we did. And yes they had a dog who escaped. Turns out for some scientific reason a dog can survive on the moon for many many years w/o aging. We don't know how this can be (yet) Apparently the dog can feast on stuff he (might be a she) cannot get in pet stores. In any event the dog has been tearing up the damn place for years.