..and, yes, I instinctively ducked as soon as I typed that..
You sound like you have my kind of luck... I always describe my life as being similar to the board game Mousetrap.. One little event always sets off a series of other events that gain in severity until I'm totally screwed.. Or, I grab one item that upsets the balance of everything in the vicinity and I inadvertently initiate an avalanche of crap falling all over me..
But, I am perplexed at how you can lose your front end 3x....
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..