I'm helpless.

Ever try to win an argument you can't win... you know you can't win from years of experience? Yet you keep trying?

Me, "Aspirin is the only things that works for me. No Alleve, no Motrin, to any other thing".

My Family, "You're wrong, they work better".

Me, "I have tried them and they do nothing"

My Family, "you're not doing it right"

Me, "What the hell are you talking about? I'm' swallowing them. Are they suppositories?"

My Family, "You don't take them on schedule".

Me, "yes I do".

My Family, "No you don't"

The yes I do and no you don't think can last several minutes... until I quit, they won't. - JamesJM