..except if we did, we'd both break our toes by dropping a ball on them, damage the shoes and hafta pay for them, have balls skip into other lanes T'ing off huge rednecks who wanna kick our butts, have our fingers get stuck in the ball and throw ourselves halfway down the lanes, have pins explode throwing fragments in our eyes, get staph infections in the ER.. I could go on..
Sometimes my luck is so consistently bad on a minute by minute basis that I actually laugh because its so unbelievable.. Sometimes I get extremely PO'd, as well.. My wife has told me if she hadn't seen it herself, she wouldn't believe me.. So, I hear ya and I feel your pain... Eggos are the last straw, tho.. Not sure I could handle that...
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..