So I was reading and laughing at some of the reviews of the new Robert Downey Jr. film "Dolittle" and came across the 2nd most brutal movie review I've ever read... lol.
"Dolittle is a not a film. Dolittle is a crime scene in need of forensic analysis. Something happened here. Something terrible. Something inexplicable."
The most brutal and funnest movie review I ever saw was years ago and I can't even remember what movie it was but the reviewer said if he came home and found the movie on the floor in the middle of his living room he'd roll up the newspaper and beat his dog.