1. Giants
2. 49ers
3. Bears
4. Jets
5. Raiders
6. Steelers
(I had to chew on those two for a bit, their definitions are largely the same)
7. Bills
8. Packers
9. Dolphins
10. Oilers (so this pre-dates SB 34, obviously)
11. Vikings
12. Rams
13. Eagles
14. Saints
15. Cardinals
16. Falcons
17. Chargers (remember when we called plastic "charge cards?"
18. Chiefs
19. Lions
20. Bengals (very clever!!)
21. Patriots
22. Buccaneers (see Nos. 5-6 above, again a very clever give-away!)
23. Redskins
24. Cowboys
25. Browns
26. Colts (so this goes awaaaay back)
27. Browns
28. It's gotta be Seahawks!