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Re: Ramkind, your poems are......

January 23, 2019 01:55PM
Thanks! I appreciate it! Hopefully I can put together a pre Super Bowl one and keep the good mojo going!
smiling smiley

Here are the 2 for anyone who didn't see them.

1)
'Twas the night before game day
And all through the land
The pundits were debating
Between the Saints and the Rams

The Rams players were tucked
All snug in their beds
While visions of Ram td's
Ran wild in their heads

While the Saints fans are obnoxious with cockiness and chatter
The Rams fans rest easy
knowing home field won't matter

For Youngblood and Slater
and the players of the past
It's time for these Rams
To kick some Saints ass!

Now Donald! Now Goff!
Now Woods and C.J.!
On Cooks! On Peters!
On Coach McVay!

To the end zone goes Gurley.
To the turf goes Brees
A non stop attack
Brings the Saints to their knees!

I see victory formation
To all Rams fans delight
Headbutts to you all and to all a goodnight!

~ Ramkind

2)
It started out poorly
Thirteen to zip!
But it wasn't a knockout
Just a fat lip!

The crowd was going crazy
Our backs against the wall
Gurley wasn't being Gurley
And we couldn't catch the ball!

The fake punt was ballsy
The defense was clutch
Kamara got his but
Michael Thomas? .....not much!

So who would it be?
Who would make the big play?
His name is Greg Zuerlein
Today was his day!

He had made all his kicks
But this one was looooong!
The Saints thought he would miss
But they would be wrong!

We all held our breath
As the kick hit the air
It's on to Atlanta
The Rams will be there!!

Saints fans are crying
Talkin' bout' pass interference
While all of their merchandise
Just went on clearance! smiling smiley

~ Ramkind
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  Dude, a poet and don't know it....all class...nm

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