I want to dominate the Super Bowl.
I want it to be one of the most boring, one-sided contests in years.
I want the outcome to never be in doubt after the end of the first quarter.
I want to humble BB and TB and embarrass them in front of their loved ones.
I want people to question how the Cheatriots got to the Super Bowl in the first place.
I want to make tea with the tears of the Patriots.
I want the Rams to kick their asses up and down the field and watch them sit on the bench with towels over their heads.
That isn't asking too much, is it?
