Re: Oh, alright then... If I were a GopherBoy Fan..
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sstrams
I don't think Gurley will be a problem because he only has one knee, and face it, our defense is like a Steal Curtain.. So manly and brutal.. I just love it! They got some other dude who runs the ball, but he ain't jack - Vander Esche and whoever our other linebacker is - the one with the star on his helmet - will crush him into dust..
They lost Kupp, and Goff is a pretty boy with a noodle arm, so I'm not worried about their passing game.. Demarcus Lawrence will not only introduce Goff to the turf, he'll MARRY him to the turf.. Not to mention whoever's going against that super old guy from the Bengals who's never won a playoff game in 34 attempts.. He's toast and we rule..!
Dak is so amazing - I don't think he'll have any problems running for 100 yards and I can see him throwing laser darts to Cooper all night long because Cooper KNOWS Talib and Peters and can crush them with his pinkie.. He is God, ya know.. I really miss Cole Beasly's long hair.. I wanted to wash it for him, but then he cut it all off and made me throw a tantrum!
Oh and Zeke..... Zeke.. I think of Zeke and I wanna watch that movie Brokeback Mountain.. I don't think I'm gay, but hot diggity dog do I wanna feed Zeke...
LMAO sst! Nicely done.
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